24; Some BDSM jokes I wrote

Here some jokes that came to my mind. I hope you like them.

What’s the worst case on a slave’s website?

Never to get any HITS.

Why did the slave cross the street?

To get SOME hits.

This one is my favorite:

A Mistress and her slave go to a café

The Mistress sits down at a table, her slave kneels at the floor

The Mistress orders a cup of coffee and a cup of tea

The waiter brings the coffee first, it is too hot.

The Mistress pours the coffee over the slave

The second cup is too cold, again the Mistress pours to cup over the slave

Finally, the third cup is just right

The Mistress gives the coffee to her slave and turns to the waiter:

"What about my tea?"