29; Mistress Shala’s dresscode and its funny results

When on SL I am free to dress as I like as long as I am not at Mistress Shals’s land. At home Mistress likes her girls best naked. In RL however things are completely different. According to Mistress I am the only male among her girls. Mistress said that since I have a female avatar she wants me to dress as woman when I go on SL. Thus one of Mistress Shala’s first orders was to get some female clothing for me RL. I got ordered to get white silken top and panties, a black miniskirt and a French maids outfit. Today I carried that order out and went shopping. And I had much more fun shopping female clothes than I expected.

Since I was supposed to get sort of lingerie I first went to my favorite erotic shop of Art-X. I really like that shop because they approach the matter of selling sexual items differently. Most sex shops are darkened and somehow you don’t feel comfortable in them. Also they tend to be hidden in side streets and whenever you enter them you turn around to make sure nobody is watching you pervert going in such a filthy store. I give in that things have changed over the years and sex shops are accepted more and more but a rest of odd feelings still remains. Art-X stores consider themselves none other than any supermarket or shop you usually do your shopping. The lights are on and the atmosphere is friendly. The shop assistants are nice and helpful and give you a feeling like you are shopping normally. I sometimes go there because I like the atmosphere and like to look at stuff I would like to have. Most times I don’t buy anything because I mainly look at BDSM gear which is unfortunately too expensive in those shops. But the other stuff is affordable and I like to see what I buy close and, if possible, hold it in my hands first. Today the shop assistants were very helpful again. I went to the costumes department and looked for a maids outfit. Since I found none I went on to lingerie and searched for the silken stuff and a mini skirt. Again I did not get lucky. But I found some stockings which Mistress ordered me also to get. When I went to the counter I asked about a French maids outfit and both assistants said there must be one in the shop. They took me back to costumes and showed me two different outfits sitting on the top shelf where I had overseen them. The pictures below shoe the costumes I had to choose from:
 




















I took the left one because it is the more classical maid style. I already wanted to go to back to the counter when they asked me if I don’t even want to try it on. There were two sizes to choose from: XL and XXL. One of the assistants estimated me on XL the other one at XXL to which I joking replied that I am not that big. Since none of my ordinary clothes is bigger than XL I took the smaller outfit to the changing cubicles and tried it out. The back zipper did not even make it halfway up. So much for XL… The bigger one fitted perfectly and I took it back to the counter where we all laughed at the scene. I am wearing the maids outfit and black stockings this very moment as I type those lines.

The next stop was a nearby mall. I went in every clothes store ad looked for the other stuff. In one I found a black leather mini skirt. Now, a man looking for female clothes is nothing unusual. Most people surely thought I was looking for a present for a friend or something like that. But when I took a mini skirt to the changing cubicles peoples look at me changed and I couldn’t help but laughing inside. I paid the skirt from a bemusedly looking shop assistant. My face on the other hand was adorned by a grin when I left.

The silken top and panties was the toughest to find. I went to a lingerie store and the shop assistant told me she had none such clothes but told me about another shop in the mall. When I entered it I got asked instantly if I needed help and I said yes. I stated I was searching for a silken top my size. The look on the woman’s face was priceless. She was about 45 years old and the shop she worked in belongs to a group specialized in very fine lingerie. I don’t think she ever heard a request like that before. But she regained composure quickly and we found a top and matching pantie. In the end and when I went back to my car I had to get a grip on myself not to burst out in laughing.
Never before in my life have I had so much fun shopping. The looks on the faces of those I asked for female clothing my size and the other costumers watching me at the changing cubicles with skirts in my hands where absolute fun. Two funniest things I noticed:

1: A woman buying male clothing has does not earn as many odd looks as the other way around.

2: I had fewer trouble finding a French maids uniform than a simple silken top and pantie. I had to run the mall up and down twice before I got lucky.

I hope you had as much fun reading this as I had doing this.